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Friday, August 7, 2015

WOW...

So while I was browsing through my stats and blogs when I found THIS MONSTROSITY:
Wow. Just- I'm disappointed in myself. My blog name isn't "Warriors: The Blog", not "Warrior Cats: A Blog About The Series"; even "Warrior Cats Is My Life" would be acceptable. But no. It's "I Like Warrior Cats." No, scratch that.
It's "I like warrior cats". No capitalization. Nothing. What was happening that day, I have no idea. Did I take a hit to the head or something?!
And when I clicked on the first- and ONLY- post on the blog, it read as follows:
Let's assess this post for mistakes, shall we?
First, the hideous blog title... Ugh! I shudder in ddisgust.
Second, instead of titling it "First Post!" Like on this blog, I title it "Opening". Like, to a chamber of DOOM or something. Seriously! Also: "I hope you are at this site because you do like the Warriors series by Erin Hunter." Read that sentence. Just... "You do like"... I am beyond words.
Also, my close. I'm still not very good at ending a post, but really. "Keep on Warrior adventuring"? And not even Warrior Adventuring. Warrior adventuring. No capitalization. And that is cheesy as a Swiss-on-cheddar sandwich driving a cheese car with cheese wheels down a cheese street in Narnia but it's under the curse of the Cheese Queen which makes everything cheese until her rule is ended... Reference time!
Anyways, really. It was 2012. You have to cut me some slack. I didn't know anything about blogging then, and I was awful at it. I started this blog in 2014 when I was two years wiser and two years older. You can't blame me.




Oh who am I kidding of course blame me for EVERYHING! HELP! I WAS A TERRIBLE BLOGGER BACK THEN HELP ME THE BLOG TITLE ISN'T EVEN CAPITALIZED ALL THE WAY HELPPPPPP

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